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Re: Nema linka (chat)
by prckov Thu 7 Jul - 3:28
moram ić u banku
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Re: Nema linka (chat)
by prckov Thu 7 Jul - 3:32
uvjek me uslużi džesika
malo se ona iskezi meni
malo ja njoj
onda se srdačno ispozdravljamo
ko da smo veliki jarani
i ja preko vrata
malo se ona iskezi meni
malo ja njoj
onda se srdačno ispozdravljamo
ko da smo veliki jarani
i ja preko vrata
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It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigotet adherents of the party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unortodoxy.
Orwell 1984
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Re: Nema linka (chat)
by prckov Thu 7 Jul - 3:35
a trebo bi pogledat i neki laptop
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It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigotet adherents of the party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unortodoxy.
Orwell 1984
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Re: Nema linka (chat)
by prckov Thu 7 Jul - 3:37
kad uđeš u prodavnicu ovdje
pomisliš da su se svi zaljubili ute
i ženske i muški
pomisliš da su se svi zaljubili ute
i ženske i muški
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It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigotet adherents of the party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unortodoxy.
Orwell 1984
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Re: Nema linka (chat)
by prckov Thu 7 Jul - 3:38
dođeš kupit usb a oni ti uvale i frižider
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It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigotet adherents of the party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unortodoxy.
Orwell 1984
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Re: Nema linka (chat)
by prckov Thu 7 Jul - 3:39
kao trebaće
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It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigotet adherents of the party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unortodoxy.
Orwell 1984
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Re: Nema linka (chat)
by prckov Thu 7 Jul - 3:39
vebere pedere
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It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigotet adherents of the party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unortodoxy.
Orwell 1984
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Re: Nema linka (chat)
by prckov Thu 7 Jul - 3:41
odo
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Orwell 1984
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Re: Nema linka (chat)
by veber Thu 7 Jul - 5:08
hahahaha.isao po gablec, a skoro pride kupio frid. jebote kosta 800kn...prckov wrote:dođeš kupit usb a oni ti uvale i frižider
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Re: Nema linka (chat)
by vuksadinare Thu 7 Jul - 8:29
pusti covjeka..zaljubljen je...nosi to svoje...nek uziva...
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Re: Nema linka (chat)
by prckov Thu 7 Jul - 9:23
Pogotvo ako muški uđe sam bez ženskog čeljadeta. Evo glupana držte ga. Uvuku te u priču i za 5 minuta više znaju o tebi nego ti najbliža rodbina. Još samo je ostala nepoznanica kolki ti je hašim.prckov wrote:dođeš kupit usb a oni ti uvale i frižider.
Žena se boje, njima prilaze oprezno. Sa njima nikad ne znaš. Ozbiljna im faca i kad su raspoložene i kad nisu. I sve prate, detalje i detaljćiće. Ako joj priđeš sa pogrešnim izrazom lica može ti iskopat grob dok si reko pms. Pa ti vidi.
Kod nas je drugačije, čim uđeš uprodavnicu vidiš prodavaču na faci piše jebem ti mater. Bilo muškom bilo ženskom. I gleda te ko udba, a u glavi mu "ajde šta zvirljaš okolo majmune jedan vid ti glave, šta oš". Ako ništa nisi ni mislio kupit a volio bi virnut, prvo sa vrata provjeri jel prodavač ima pištolj, ako nema uvuci se polako ko sjena i krij se što više možeš a da ne izgledaš ko lopov. Ok, kad budeš izlazio jebaće ti u sebi sve po redu ali to si znao i kad si ulazio.
Ja šeto kroz one uličice u splitu kad čujem u prodavnici neke se žene svađaju, a meni neda đava moram vidit. Uđem unutra kad ono one biraju cipele pa uzbuđene. Prodavačica me gleda sa jebem ti mater, ja se okrenem i bjež prckove vani. Tu mi ode i mater i ćaća.
Došo u tomi u makarskoj da ričardžujem mobitel a ne znam kako se to uu hr kaže. Kad sam ja ošo u au tu su samo ercegovci imali mobitele. Trebalo dva čovika da ga drže dok se priča nanjeg. Pođem ja ženi mucat...imate li vi...bla...truć, a ona gleda i telepetski mi jebe mater. Nisam pošteno ni počeo a ona šta oš ti gospodine! Oš bon oooooš boooon, a ja bjež nizbrdo. Ona skoči pa zamnom.Vlastite pete me tuku po guzici. Molio bi u trku i očenaš al ne ide mi multitasking. Ne smijem se ni okrenut da vidim jel me još progoni mogu zapet za nešto.
ps
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Re: Nema linka (chat)
by veber Thu 7 Jul - 9:57
ps
jeben ti vrakciu.
pss
a,jes se raspisa....
jeben ti vrakciu.
pss
a,jes se raspisa....
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Re: Nema linka (chat)
by L'âme Thu 7 Jul - 9:59
Prci je genijalan. Uvijek mislim da je c/p od nekoga. Stvarno je talent za pisanje.
I,ostavi mu frakciju..
Jes'cuo?! @_@
I,ostavi mu frakciju..
Jes'cuo?! @_@
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Re: Nema linka (chat)
by veber Thu 7 Jul - 10:04
draga, znas davolem samo tebe
i da, slozio bi se da romeo imadobre upise.
i da, slozio bi se da romeo imadobre upise.
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Re: Nema linka (chat)
by L'âme Thu 7 Jul - 10:10
naravno..dok sa mnom pricas 8-)veber wrote:draga, znas davolem samo tebe
i da, slozio bi se da romeo imadobre upise.
Ima prirodni talent..k'o i ljubovca mu ;-)
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Re: Nema linka (chat)
by prckov Thu 7 Jul - 10:13
veber wrote:ps
jeben ti vrakciu.
pss
a,jes se raspisa....
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It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigotet adherents of the party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unortodoxy.
Orwell 1984
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Re: Nema linka (chat)
by veber Thu 7 Jul - 10:15
a, jebemu. znas da nije takoIvyTeasdale wrote:naravno..dok sa mnom pricas 8-)veber wrote:draga, znas davolem samo tebe
i da, slozio bi se da romeo imadobre upise.
Ima prirodni talent..k'o i ljubovca mu ;-)
lajavo oboje, cak mi se frakcija pocela svidat.
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Re: Nema linka (chat)
by prckov Thu 7 Jul - 10:15
nuto mene i frakcije u oblacima
malo mi je raščupana
malo mi je raščupana
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It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigotet adherents of the party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unortodoxy.
Orwell 1984
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Re: Nema linka (chat)
by veber Thu 7 Jul - 10:16
kaj je bilo romeo?prckov wrote:veber wrote:ps
jeben ti vrakciu.
pss
a,jes se raspisa....
osta si bez teksta?
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