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maggie13 wrote:

crvenkasti wrote:

vili40 wrote:Europo,pomozi nam u tome,ne možemo sami.Hvala."

Europa neće, to smo se uvjerili.
Trebamo pitati nekoga provjerenog, nekoga tko je već upravljao s nama i govorio nam što i kako da radimo.

Ti, na koje ti misliš, ne znaju ni sa sobom.
Morat ćemo naći neke druge.

kaja wrote:evo na svih pet jezika smo stavili
a sada i za gluhonjeme, moj omiljeni ministar, ministar obrane krstičević
"Dragi Evropa... mrmmllljjjj...nisan vidija..da mrmljjjjjjjjjjj...e, eo reka san!"

crvenkasti wrote:

maggie13 wrote:

crvenkasti wrote:

vili40 wrote:Europo,pomozi nam u tome,ne možemo sami.Hvala."

Europa neće, to smo se uvjerili.
Trebamo pitati nekoga provjerenog, nekoga tko je već upravljao s nama i govorio nam što i kako da radimo.

Ti, na koje ti misliš, ne znaju ni sa sobom.
Morat ćemo naći neke druge.

Nema, sve smo pitali i neće nitko. A sve nam je gore i gore.

asilovski wrote:

kaja wrote:evo na svih pet jezika smo stavili
a sada i za gluhonjeme, moj omiljeni ministar, ministar obrane krstičević
"Dragi Evropa... mrmmllljjjj...nisan vidija..da mrmljjjjjjjjjjj...e, eo reka san!"

hehehe je ba je mutav majkomila, kao da je šlogiran i autista odjednom,ali zato zna otvoriti preduzeće koje baš treba njegovu skupu robu za milijarde

kaja wrote:

vili40 wrote:"Draga Europo,ja sam premijer Hrvatske koja je,jebi ga,duboko sjebana zemlja.Jesmo,mi političari smo varali,krali i muljali svoj narod te smo zato u EU ušli kao zadnji isprdak.
Ja znam,kod nas se razbijaju ćirilićne i vješaju ustaške ploče,dižemo šatore i palimo slikovnice,nekažnjeno gazimo ljude i po kopnu i po moru,trošimo milijune iz proračuna na uhljebe i političke parazite,a nismo u stanju ni grijanje uvesti u sve škole,a kamoli informatiku.Istina,Crkvu financiramo iz proračuna da se miješa gdje god stigne,a za mlade nas boli kurac,pa su već napunili avione za Irsku.I,sasvim ste u pravu,moj HDZ i onaj SDP su sjebali sve što se moglo.Ali evo,danas,pred vama,kolege iz Europe,priznajem sva ta sranja i obećajem da ću barem pokušati,koliko mi traje mandat,počistiti barem dio govana koje smo izasrali,da mogu ljudima nakon što odem s vlasti pogledati u oči.Europo,pomozi nam u tome,ne možemo sami.Hvala."

:)
Da na engleski stavim?

Gnječ wrote:

kaja wrote:

vili40 wrote:"Draga Europo,ja sam premijer Hrvatske koja je,jebi ga,duboko sjebana zemlja.Jesmo,mi političari smo varali,krali i muljali svoj narod te smo zato u EU ušli kao zadnji isprdak.
Ja znam,kod nas se razbijaju ćirilićne i vješaju ustaške ploče,dižemo šatore i palimo slikovnice,nekažnjeno gazimo ljude i po kopnu i po moru,trošimo milijune iz proračuna na uhljebe i političke parazite,a nismo u stanju ni grijanje uvesti u sve škole,a kamoli informatiku.Istina,Crkvu financiramo iz proračuna da se miješa gdje god stigne,a za mlade nas boli kurac,pa su već napunili avione za Irsku.I,sasvim ste u pravu,moj HDZ i onaj SDP su sjebali sve što se moglo.Ali evo,danas,pred vama,kolege iz Europe,priznajem sva ta sranja i obećajem da ću barem pokušati,koliko mi traje mandat,počistiti barem dio govana koje smo izasrali,da mogu ljudima nakon što odem s vlasti pogledati u oči.Europo,pomozi nam u tome,ne možemo sami.Hvala."

:)
Da na engleski stavim?

evo ja ću

"Dear Europo, I am the Prime Minister of Croatia who, fuck him, is a deep fucking country. Let us politicians cheat, cheat and mumble our people and that's why we entered the EU as the last crap.
I know we are breaking cyrillic and hanging Ustasha plates, lining tents and losing pictures, fleeing people on land and sea, spending billions of dollars on budget and political parasites, and we are unable to bring heating to all schools, and the much weaker of the informatics.Istin, the Church is financed from the budget to mix wherever it arrives, and the young people are sick of the dagger and have already filled the plane for Ireland. And you are right, my HDZ and that SDP have fucked up everything that could But today, in front of you, colleagues from Europe, I admit all this shit and I promise that at least I will try, as far as my mandate is concerned, to clean up at least a part of the shit that we have left out so that I can look to the people after I go to power.Europe , help us, we can not do it alone. Thank you. "

prckov wrote:

Gnječ wrote:

kaja wrote:

vili40 wrote:"Draga Europo,ja sam premijer Hrvatske koja je,jebi ga,duboko sjebana zemlja.Jesmo,mi političari smo varali,krali i muljali svoj narod te smo zato u EU ušli kao zadnji isprdak.
Ja znam,kod nas se razbijaju ćirilićne i vješaju ustaške ploče,dižemo šatore i palimo slikovnice,nekažnjeno gazimo ljude i po kopnu i po moru,trošimo milijune iz proračuna na uhljebe i političke parazite,a nismo u stanju ni grijanje uvesti u sve škole,a kamoli informatiku.Istina,Crkvu financiramo iz proračuna da se miješa gdje god stigne,a za mlade nas boli kurac,pa su već napunili avione za Irsku.I,sasvim ste u pravu,moj HDZ i onaj SDP su sjebali sve što se moglo.Ali evo,danas,pred vama,kolege iz Europe,priznajem sva ta sranja i obećajem da ću barem pokušati,koliko mi traje mandat,počistiti barem dio govana koje smo izasrali,da mogu ljudima nakon što odem s vlasti pogledati u oči.Europo,pomozi nam u tome,ne možemo sami.Hvala."

:)
Da na engleski stavim?

evo ja ću

"Dear Europo, I am the Prime Minister of Croatia who, fuck him, is a deep fucking country. Let us politicians cheat, cheat and mumble our people and that's why we entered the EU as the last crap.
I know we are breaking cyrillic and hanging Ustasha plates, lining tents and losing pictures, fleeing people on land and sea, spending billions of dollars on budget and political parasites, and we are unable to bring heating to all schools, and the much weaker of the informatics.Istin, the Church is financed from the budget to mix wherever it arrives, and the young people are sick of the dagger and have already filled the plane for Ireland. And you are right, my HDZ and that SDP have fucked up everything that could But today, in front of you, colleagues from Europe, I admit all this shit and I promise that at least I will try, as far as my mandate is concerned, to clean up at least a part of the shit that we have left out so that I can look to the people after I go to power.Europe , help us, we can not do it alone. Thank you. "

a ja ti prevoda poserem se u njega 

zdenkoKastor wrote:Dear Europe, I'm the prime minister of Croatia which is fucked up country- BIG TIME.
I have to admit, we politicans were cheating, stealing and lying to our own people that's why we joined the EU as little piece of crap country.
In my country cyrillic signs are getting destroyed, we hang nazi signs, we raise tents, we burn child posters, we ran over people without any punishment, we're spending millions of taxes money on political parasites, yet we're not able to install heating system in all schools, let alone IT.
We're financing church from our taxes money, so church can get involved in everything and we give zero fucks about our youth. That's why our youth already fullfilled planes to Ireland.
And you're totally right, HDZ and SDP fucked up everything what they could. And there you go, today in front of you, colleagues from Europe, I admit all shit that we've done and I promise that I'll try to clean at least one part of that shit so I can look in my peoples eyes before I leave the office.
Europe, please help us, we can't do it alone. Thank you.


evo vam profesionalan prijevod. mozda ima par gramatickih gresaka, nisam provjeravao.

prckov wrote:

zdenkoKastor wrote:Dear Europe, I'm the prime minister of Croatia which is fucked up country- BIG TIME.
I have to admit, we politicans were cheating, stealing and lying to our own people that's why we joined the EU as little piece of crap country.
In my country cyrillic signs are getting destroyed, we hang nazi signs, we raise tents, we burn child posters, we ran over people without any punishment, we're spending millions of taxes money on political parasites, yet we're not able to install heating system in all schools, let alone IT.
We're financing church from our taxes money, so church can get involved in everything and we give zero fucks about our youth. That's why our youth already fullfilled planes to Ireland.
And you're totally right, HDZ and SDP fucked up everything what they could. And there you go, today in front of you, colleagues from Europe, I admit all shit that we've done and I promise that I'll try to clean at least one part of that shit so I can look in my peoples eyes before I leave the office.
Europe, please help us, we can't do it alone. Thank you.


evo vam profesionalan prijevod. mozda ima par gramatickih gresaka, nisam provjeravao.

ovo je vec ok

Gnječ wrote:

prckov wrote:

zdenkoKastor wrote:Dear Europe, I'm the prime minister of Croatia which is fucked up country- BIG TIME.
I have to admit, we politicans were cheating, stealing and lying to our own people that's why we joined the EU as little piece of crap country.
In my country cyrillic signs are getting destroyed, we hang nazi signs, we raise tents, we burn child posters, we ran over people without any punishment, we're spending millions of taxes money on political parasites, yet we're not able to install heating system in all schools, let alone IT.
We're financing church from our taxes money, so church can get involved in everything and we give zero fucks about our youth. That's why our youth already fullfilled planes to Ireland.
And you're totally right, HDZ and SDP fucked up everything what they could. And there you go, today in front of you, colleagues from Europe, I admit all shit that we've done and I promise that I'll try to clean at least one part of that shit so I can look in my peoples eyes before I leave the office.
Europe, please help us, we can't do it alone. Thank you.


evo vam profesionalan prijevod. mozda ima par gramatickih gresaka, nisam provjeravao.

ovo je vec ok

vidi kenjca prckova izbosne naučio jezik u unproforu pa sad predaje klokanima osnove analfabeta.